六十分万岁

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小博啊

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你看他们在干嘛呀

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划船他们在练在练这个划龙舟吧

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可是他们为什么越越往越滑

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越往后

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他不然越滑越往前了

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他们啊他们在练习前进和倒退啊

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他不能光往前啊

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让他练倒退

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你看你在美国上学

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老师有没有批评过你啊

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有啊啥时候啊

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怎么批评的

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他就说我们几句

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然后就不让就让我们回校一句

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然后就好了哦

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他说什么呀

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他用为什么说嗯

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贼脸捣乱哦

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你们捣乱的时候说你们呢是在专管拉人的

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已经让我们师叔去罚站了啊

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你在这里哦

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然后我们然后最严格

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然后也让我们出去站上12分钟就可以回来哦

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你在美国被罚站过吗

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没有啊

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维克雷斯罚站

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这次他那时候一天没罚站七回哦

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你在中国的时候啊

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嗯美国少年necklace哦

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美国也罚站吗

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他就罚站很对呀

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怎么个罚法呀

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就是在外面你只要嗯罚罚

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你只要搞得出次数够多

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那你站的时间也就够多啊

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你捣乱啊啊捣乱次数多了就挨罚站对对

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一般爬多长时间呀

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你如果你是第一次罚12分钟就能回来

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然后给罚罚酒

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那得778分78分钟啊

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那你回来的时候谁谁喊你回来呀

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老四吗

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嗯他你就问老师能回来了吗

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能回来

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他说老师说行

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那你就可以回来

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然后然后如果是那种就是老师第一次玩了

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老师就会直接跟你说

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拦我让你回来

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你没罚站过吗

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没有你还没罚站过

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你为什么没有被罚单过呀

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因为我不懂了

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上课不说话啊

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你上课不说话

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因为我上课都说话都要小哦

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上课说话少对哦

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你你知道你姐姐现在学习成学霸了吗

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知道啊

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哦你姐姐你为什么在国内的时候不上学

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到了美国成学霸了呀

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因为他知道学习重要性了啊

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嘿嘿他在国内不知道学习重要性吗

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对呀

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他学习他也学

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他在中国都有一年没有上学哦

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那为啥到了美国他就上学这么积极了呢

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他这么拼命的找到一个好玩的地方了

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诶嘿嘿

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终于找到好玩的地方了

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你说的太对了

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他找到成就感了

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是不是对他

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美国为啥就能够让你让人找到成就感

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为什么中国就没有找到成就感呢

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中国太烦了太烦了

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太卷了

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对就是太没有这种人情人情味儿了是吧对啊

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你看他们看他们也开始领先了哦

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你看他们划划龙舟的啊

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他们的划龙舟

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你看他的这个一个很好的爱好是吧

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刚才有一个人都划得比那五个人滑得快

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有一个人哦不对

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他随便滑

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你不是他在自娱自乐吗

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他滑的老快

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你看见了吗

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哦一个人单人单人的单人滑舟是吧

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对让他爬的老快

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比比这些人多人还要滑得快哦

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还真是

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那为什么老美他们这么喜欢运动

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他们觉着运动不会生病

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运动不会生病啊

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运动很有乐趣

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对运动能给他带来健康

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对运动能够让他充满了自信和能量是吧

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运动时候还很好玩

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有没有发现老美的他们这个嘴都很大

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笑起来哈哈的是吧

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对你中国人他能笑的多吗

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笑不多

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为啥中国人他就不那么笑呢

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他们笑感觉很丑

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是嘴巴大啊

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中国人就放不开是吧

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老美他们放的可开了诶

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我看他们笑的都很阳光

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是不是对

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而且就算嗯嗯就是如果你在美国犯错

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那只是你犯小错

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也得提醒你一下

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大错只是会给他钱而已哦

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翻大车之后也没有关系

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对你害怕老师吗

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不害怕呀

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哦你不害怕你们同学害怕老师吗

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不害怕他们

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更不害怕

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你猜他们怎么着啊

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就是我被老师说的就很实

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就感觉不好意思

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男男受受的感觉

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然后你猜老外他们会干嘛啊

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他们他们被骂他们说了

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别说了

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他们就他们就当他们就感觉才一分想了一秒

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然后就忘了哈哈哈

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就嗯嗯更开心了哦

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就老是说他很开心

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然后然后他们又开始说

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然后老师又开始说

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然后他回来又又当没听见

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老外他是老是说他不当回事

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对啊就是中国人的话还有点不好意思哦

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那他那边对太难了

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人根本就无所谓

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对他一他们被改成批被批评的歌

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他意思就是被批评就可以被逼去评论

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反正反正又又不是要让我嗯

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但是罚外面很久只道个歉

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还有干嘛就就好

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然后他们就不当回事啊

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就根本不当回事对哦

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那你发现没有啊

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就是老外他鼓励是比较多的是吧

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老师表扬多不多啊

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多老师表扬你的很多

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老子给你写的贺卡

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你看了没有

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给你写的贺卡

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看了啊

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那写这课卡你你看了没有看了

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那为啥这个中文老师给你写贺卡吗

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没有

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那为啥中国老师必合卡

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美国老师老学贺卡呢

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我们中国老师学着嗯

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你你你成绩高是对的

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你成绩低当然就会说你诶嘿嘿

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他觉得成绩好是正常的

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对成绩成绩不好是不正常的是吧

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因为我在中国考试都考第什么科都是考地

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除了数学还好点哦

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你都考D啊

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对啊哈哈

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最差的哈哈哈哦

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你在中国考D呀

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对呀最差的

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然后有的时候就考第二差啊

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然后老实说的话都不当回事儿啊

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你在中国啊啊不是你在中国烤地

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你不当回事啊啊为啥

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反正反正又不是

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反正我上学就有够讨厌的

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还我还考第

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反正然后我就然后我就不就考个D吗

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咋咋的都行

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不会吧

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那你在美国呢

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你也考D吗

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在美国都考嗯

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上回考了个90多分哦

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那没有考90多分

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然后每次就是考50~60分

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然后每次考50~60分啊

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啊哈哈哈哈哈哈

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第一次考成97分啊

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第一次考成97分了

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对不是你考5~60分

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你有什么感受吗

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嗯没啥感受了啊

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就50~60分也很不错

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吼吼嘿嘿

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不是我的六分很不错

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你这个你不感觉到应该考个100分才才满意吗

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我是分都不满意

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是分都满意啊啊啊哈哈哈哈

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只要不是20分都可以啊

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你别说我好像考试还真有次20分

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你还考过20分呀

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啥时候啊

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忘了啊

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嘿嘿嘿嘿呵呵呵

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不过现在都考得还行啊

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现在考的还行了

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都是啊53分啊

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嘿嘿嘿

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不是你

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你现在有没有考过考100分啊

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啊你现在没想考100分吗

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想啊那你为什么不考100分呢

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太难了

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哎呦呵呵呵呵

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上次人是运气好

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然后你要和才考了80多分哦

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你考90分

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他考了80多分啊

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对哎呦

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呼呼哼哼嘿呦

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哈哈好吧好吧好吧

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那你老姐为啥现在学习这么玩

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不知道为什么我考50分这么开心吗

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因为我看见别人分数比我低哦

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吼吼别人还比你考的还差

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对

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有过我

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然后我就感感觉有一些人比我考的差

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反正所以我就以为我就比他强

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哎呦呵呵呵好吧好吧

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只要不是我

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只要我不是班里最差的

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那就好哦

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那那你那你为什么不想当班最好的

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或者说跟那个考100分的人去比呢

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你为什么比那个差不过他呀

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他每次考100分哦

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哦你抢不过他啊

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你那68万岁

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你也太对自己要求太太低了吧

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也那你觉得你什么时候会对你要求很高呀

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当我上10年十年级

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哈哈哈好吧好吧好吧好吧好吧

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你太牛逼了

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你的心态怎么那么好讨厌

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反正我就反正我只知道为啥不来中国考地

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我我都不怕吗

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因为一想他跟我

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他有的时候跟我考的分是不是一模一样

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然后然后我

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然后我就感觉这人徐志翔跟我考的分数一样

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而且他还是我朋友

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然后我就不当回事

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然后我然后我觉得是我耽误他学习

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知道为啥吗啊为啥

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因为我来美国

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然后他说他的分数美现在开始考D了

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哎呦哎呦好吧

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你走了之后

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他成绩还进步了

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对不会吧

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那你的成绩进步了吧

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在美国那那我那我肯定比他们强呀

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对呀你肯定比他们强呀

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你都考90多分了

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对不对

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可以你心态不错

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我觉得你心态很好啊

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说明你在这个美国上你已经混开了

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加油吧好不好

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太牛逼了

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你心态王

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心态大王

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嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿

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